12+ Old Age Quotes Funny. New and improved 70 yr old please note that our 69 yr old model has been discontinued. Ah, the importance of afternoon naps. Being old quotes = poor eyesight, for me! Perfect for birthday jokes or just funny old people jokes targeting those who are too feeble to hit back, these cards feature hilarious gags and funny illustrations that are big enough to see without squinting too hard. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter' — mark twain. Enjoy our funny old age birthday quotes collection. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. I ll never make the mistake of being 70 again. You know you are getting old … And ask, did i wake you? you know you are getting old when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
